March 2011: Temples Don't Wear Clothes!!

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Steve. He was a good little boy, but he would not wear clothes. Every day, his mom would run around the house to get him to put on his clothes. When his mom asked him to put on his pants, he'd always say "but Mom, everybody says my body is a temple, and temples don't wear clothes!"


One day, she got tired of making Steve put on his clothes, so she wrote a letter to the guy that was in charge of building temples, telling him to make outfits for the temples so her son would dress modestly. He wrote back saying that it would be too expensive, and that she should teach her kid what the phrase "your body is a temple" really means. When she did, Steve started to wear clothes. His mom was glad, but somewhat disappointed because she wanted to see a temple wearing clothes.
TEH END.