Just not in the way you're probably thinking of...
Teh magazine for primary children who take teh gospel literally.
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Choosing teh right
(Sorry I haven't updated in almost a year!)
"I told my friend to stop dating. She told me to stop telling her what to do. So I slapped her. I felt good inside." --Annie W., age 6, Georgia
"When I was fifteen, I stopped playing the piano because it said a bad word. I threw it in the trash heap. Now I feel good inside." --Jonathan, age 11, Wisconsin
"Once my friend was getting beaten up, so I killed the person who was beating him up. I felt great inside." --Johnny, age 16, Oklahoma
"Two years ago I was being bullied, so I told my father. He beat the boy up. I felt good inside." --Bobberina, age 92, Candyland
"fdasfhjearaewkljerelaekjrerhwerawerawreawjkersajhkera." --Scott, age 9, Oregon
"I'm not very good at math, but I keep trying, and I get stupider every day!" --Paul, age 11, Minnesota
"I told my friend to stop dating. She told me to stop telling her what to do. So I slapped her. I felt good inside." --Annie W., age 6, Georgia
"When I was fifteen, I stopped playing the piano because it said a bad word. I threw it in the trash heap. Now I feel good inside." --Jonathan, age 11, Wisconsin
"Once my friend was getting beaten up, so I killed the person who was beating him up. I felt great inside." --Johnny, age 16, Oklahoma
"Two years ago I was being bullied, so I told my father. He beat the boy up. I felt good inside." --Bobberina, age 92, Candyland
"fdasfhjearaewkljerelaekjrerhwerawerawreawjkersajhkera." --Scott, age 9, Oregon
"I'm not very good at math, but I keep trying, and I get stupider every day!" --Paul, age 11, Minnesota
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Monday, July 30, 2012
Chums in teh mail
(Credit goes to my dad for coming up with these ideas)
"I got this feeling that I should talk to a boy in my class. It turned out that it was only gas." --Jacob, age 9, Minnesota
"I was playing with my action figures and I got this thought that I should clean my room. Luckily, the thought passed." --Kevin, age 7, Virginia
"Once I was trying to save money for something. I didn't have enough money, so I robbed the bank. I felt bad afterwards, but I had already spent the money." --Katie, age 4, Missouri
"I got this feeling that I should talk to a boy in my class. It turned out that it was only gas." --Jacob, age 9, Minnesota
"I was playing with my action figures and I got this thought that I should clean my room. Luckily, the thought passed." --Kevin, age 7, Virginia
"Once I was trying to save money for something. I didn't have enough money, so I robbed the bank. I felt bad afterwards, but I had already spent the money." --Katie, age 4, Missouri
Wednesday, July 4, 2012
Announcement: New Blog
I created a new blog! It's like Teh Chum, only this time it's a parody of New Era. You can view it here.
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Advice Column
This month's question:
Kids at my school swear a lot and it bothers me. What do I do?
Here are some of the responses we got:
"Suck it up." --Bob, age 8, Illinois
"Tell them to 'shut the *BEEP* up,' and then wonder why you just swore." --Ruthie, age 11, Oregon
"Sing 'I Am a Child of God' at the top of your lungs so badly that they run away from you. Hey, you didn't want to hear them swear in front of you, right?" --Susan, age 5, California
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