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Teh magazine for primary children who take teh gospel literally.
Friday, July 11, 2014
Sunday, June 22, 2014
Choosing teh Right
"I saw an inappropriate picture, so I wrote a letter to the president telling him to repeal the First Amendment. I felt good inside." --Leopold, age 6, New Jersey
"I saw a lady wearing a tank top, so I did exactly what Lexi did in the January 2011 issue of Teh Chum. My mom later told me that Lexi didn't actually call her a "beep," but it's the thought that counts, so I felt good inside." --Daniel, age 8, Utah
"I was hanging out with a friend and she wanted to watch My Little Pony. I felt uncomfortable because ponies don't wear clothes, so I killed her. I felt good inside." --Leah, age 5, Oregon
"My friend and I found two pairs of stilts and some ID cards. She wanted to use them so she could sneak into a casino. So I turned her into the police. I lost a friend, but I felt great inside!" --Johnny, age 3, Nevada
"I saw a lady wearing a tank top, so I did exactly what Lexi did in the January 2011 issue of Teh Chum. My mom later told me that Lexi didn't actually call her a "beep," but it's the thought that counts, so I felt good inside." --Daniel, age 8, Utah
"I was hanging out with a friend and she wanted to watch My Little Pony. I felt uncomfortable because ponies don't wear clothes, so I killed her. I felt good inside." --Leah, age 5, Oregon
"My friend and I found two pairs of stilts and some ID cards. She wanted to use them so she could sneak into a casino. So I turned her into the police. I lost a friend, but I felt great inside!" --Johnny, age 3, Nevada
Saturday, May 10, 2014
Choosing Teh Right
"Once, my friend showed me something on the internet that had a curse word in it. So I repented for reading it. I felt good inside." --John, age 10, Idaho
"My goth friend told me that she was obsessed with The Cure. I had a bad feeling inside because they had an entire album about pornography. When she tried to force me to listen to them, I told her that Robert Smith is evil. I felt good inside." --Lila, age 5, California
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"My friend wanted to join the Tea Party. I told her it was against the Word of Wisdom, and I punched her. I felt good inside." --Samantha, age 3, Utah
"My goth friend told me that she was obsessed with The Cure. I had a bad feeling inside because they had an entire album about pornography. When she tried to force me to listen to them, I told her that Robert Smith is evil. I felt good inside." --Lila, age 5, California
"My friend wanted to join the Tea Party. I told her it was against the Word of Wisdom, and I punched her. I felt good inside." --Samantha, age 3, Utah
Questions and answers
Question: Is it okay to watch The Aquabats? Some of the guest stars (i.e. the Way brothers) cuss and do other bad things. But Christian Jacobs is a Mormon, so it must be an okay show, right?
Answer: No! Christian Jacobs should be excommunicated from the church for associating with wicked people like the Way brothers.
Question: A lot of people at my church listen to The Cure, but they have a song about pornography. Are the people at my church evil?
Answer: Yes. They should repent for listening to such evil music.
Question: Is smoking breaking the fast?
Answer: Regardless, smoking is wrong.
Answer: No! Christian Jacobs should be excommunicated from the church for associating with wicked people like the Way brothers.
Question: A lot of people at my church listen to The Cure, but they have a song about pornography. Are the people at my church evil?
Answer: Yes. They should repent for listening to such evil music.
Question: Is smoking breaking the fast?
Answer: Regardless, smoking is wrong.
Saturday, September 28, 2013
Choosing teh Right
Teh Hunger Games and Blooooooooooood and Stuff
My best friend recommended a movie for me, I watched all of it for no reason at all. The movie was Hunger Games, or whatever and I saw blood. After I saw all of it I slapped my friend and yelled "Why the *BEEP* did you tell me to watch that!" I felt good inside. --Chocolate Cookies and Milk and stuff (I hate my name), Age 67, North Venus
Gerard Way and Pizza
I saw a picture of Gerard Way, and I ate a piece of pizza! I felt good inside. --The Orange Batman, age 4642, Gotham City
Teh Ring (NOT teh Movie)
My preeeeecioooooooouuuuuuuuuuusssssss... and I felt good inside! --Gollum, age 589, A Cave in teh depths of teh Misty Mountains
Teh Bad Minecraft Game
I was watching my friend play Minecraft and she was playing Hunger Games, and some guy called her a *BEEP.* So I threw her computer out the window and yelled at her. I felt good inside. --I Don't Know, age 1000001, North Pennsylvania
My best friend recommended a movie for me, I watched all of it for no reason at all. The movie was Hunger Games, or whatever and I saw blood. After I saw all of it I slapped my friend and yelled "Why the *BEEP* did you tell me to watch that!" I felt good inside. --Chocolate Cookies and Milk and stuff (I hate my name), Age 67, North Venus
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| Drawn by my amazing friend, Sweet Smartie |
I saw a picture of Gerard Way, and I ate a piece of pizza! I felt good inside. --The Orange Batman, age 4642, Gotham City
Teh Ring (NOT teh Movie)
My preeeeecioooooooouuuuuuuuuuusssssss... and I felt good inside! --Gollum, age 589, A Cave in teh depths of teh Misty Mountains
Teh Bad Minecraft Game
I was watching my friend play Minecraft and she was playing Hunger Games, and some guy called her a *BEEP.* So I threw her computer out the window and yelled at her. I felt good inside. --I Don't Know, age 1000001, North Pennsylvania
Sunday, September 15, 2013
Thursday, July 18, 2013
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