Choosing teh Right

Teh Hunger Games and Blooooooooooood and Stuff
My best friend recommended a movie for me, I watched all of it for no reason at all. The movie was Hunger Games, or whatever and I saw blood. After I saw all of it I slapped my friend and yelled "Why the *BEEP* did you tell me to watch that!" I felt good inside. --Chocolate Cookies and Milk and stuff (I hate my name), Age 67, North Venus

Drawn by my amazing friend, Sweet Smartie

Gerard Way and Pizza
I saw a picture of Gerard Way, and I ate a piece of pizza! I felt good inside. --The Orange Batman, age 4642, Gotham City

Teh Ring (NOT teh Movie)
My preeeeecioooooooouuuuuuuuuuusssssss... and I felt good inside! --Gollum, age 589, A Cave in teh depths of teh Misty Mountains

Teh Bad Minecraft Game
I was watching my friend play Minecraft and she was playing Hunger Games, and some guy called her a *BEEP.* So I threw her computer out the window and yelled at her. I felt good inside. --I Don't Know, age 1000001, North Pennsylvania

Teh Chum supports marriage equality!

Just not in the way you're probably thinking of...

How I read "Teh Chum"

 

I read Teh Chum while I'm in prison! --Bob, age 3, Oregon

Choosing teh right

(Sorry I haven't updated in almost a year!)

"I told my friend to stop dating. She told me to stop telling her what to do. So I slapped her. I felt good inside." --Annie W., age 6, Georgia

"When I was fifteen, I stopped playing the piano because it said a bad word. I threw it in the trash heap. Now I feel good inside." --Jonathan, age 11, Wisconsin

"Once my friend was getting beaten up, so I killed the person who was beating him up. I felt great inside." --Johnny, age 16, Oklahoma

"Two years ago I was being bullied, so I told my father. He beat the boy up. I felt good inside." --Bobberina, age 92, Candyland

"fdasfhjearaewkljerelaekjrerhwerawerawreawjkersajhkera." --Scott, age 9, Oregon

"I'm not very good at math, but I keep trying, and I get stupider every day!" --Paul, age 11, Minnesota