Choosing Teh Right

Obeying teh Word of Wisdom

I went to a party, and they were serving hot chocolate. When they offered it to me, I said no, because you're not supposed to drink hot drinks. I felt good inside. --Joshua, age 6, Florida

Teh A**ingment

Once, my teacher said that we were going to do an a**ignment. I told her not to use that kind of language around me. --Kayla, age 9, Oregon

Teh Uncool Drugs

A kid at my school offered me drugs. I told them to back off because I didn't have time for their uncool drugs. --Tyler, age 7, Florida

The Blessing Cantaloupe: Starring Mario and Luigi!

In the July 2011 issue of The Friend, there's this story called "The Blessing Cantaloupe" (you can view a PDF here). In the story, the Mario brothers stop fixing toilets and become gardeners. And they shave off their mustaches. Oh yeah, and there's a cantaloupe somewhere in the story...