Choosing teh Right

A boy in my class broke my teacher's leg and almost killed two students in my class. So I invited him over, assuming he needed a friend. He beheaded me. I'm dead now, but I felt great inside! --Dylan, age 9, Utah

In 2 Nephi 32:3 it says we should "feast upon the words of Christ." So I ate my scriptures. I felt good inside. --Hilda, age 5, Rhode Island

Luke, I am your father... and I felt good inside! --Darth Vader, age unknown, in a galaxy far, far away

I was doing research for my art class, and I found a book that appeared to be about the grayscale. It looked good, so I decided to check it out from the library. Turns out it was about something entirely different (the specifics cannot be printed here because this is a CHILDREN'S MAGAZINE for Pete's sake, but I think you can figure out what I'm talking about), so I burned it. I broke the law, but I felt good inside. --Orange Batman Jr, age 3004, Gotham City