Choosing teh Right

"I saw an inappropriate picture, so I wrote a letter to the president telling him to repeal the First Amendment. I felt good inside." --Leopold, age 6, New Jersey

"I saw a lady wearing a tank top, so I did exactly what Lexi did in the January 2011 issue of Teh Chum. My mom later told me that Lexi didn't actually call her a "beep," but it's the thought that counts, so I felt good inside." --Daniel, age 8, Utah

"I was hanging out with a friend and she wanted to watch My Little Pony. I felt uncomfortable because ponies don't wear clothes, so I killed her. I felt good inside." --Leah, age 5, Oregon

"My friend and I found two pairs of stilts and some ID cards. She wanted to use them so she could sneak into a casino. So I turned her into the police. I lost a friend, but I felt great inside!" --Johnny, age 3, Nevada