Friday, March 25, 2011

March 2011: Choosing Teh Right

Bad Magazine!
One day, I was riding the bus home from school, when suddenly, a dude came up to me. He was holding a magazine that I knew was bad. It wasn't pornographic, but I had seen it steal something from the grocery store the other day. When the dude tried to get me to look at it, I tore it in half. I felt great inside.
--Emma, age 6, Utah

Teh Inappropriate Movie
The other day, I was watching a movie with my friends, when suddenly, a naked car appeared on the screen. I told my friends that I didn't want to watch it anymore, so they put in a different movie. I felt good inside.
--Victor, age 5, Utah



Swearing is Bad!
Once, this kid in my class wouldn't stop saying *BEEP.* Finally, I told him to stop. He punched me, but I knew I had done the right thing.
--Codee, age 8, Utah

Modesty Rewls!
Last week, my best friend was wearing a skirt that was a tenth of a millimeter too short. I told her to wear leggings under it because it made her look like a *BEEP.* The next time she wore the skirt, she wore leggings under it. I felt good.
--Natalie, age 8, Utah

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