"I don't just read Teh Chum. I read all the submissions people send to Teh Chum because I'm an NSA agent and that's my job." --Fred, age 4, Washington DC
Unfortunately, Fred couldn't send us a picture because he'd get in a lot of trouble if he did.
(Note: I wrote this before the NSA's mass surveillance program was ruled unconstitutional, but it's still funny, and besides, something tells me the government will find other ways to spy on us...)
Teh magazine for primary children who take teh gospel literally.
