How I read Teh Chum

"I don't just read Teh Chum. I read all the submissions people send to Teh Chum because I'm an NSA agent and that's my job." --Fred, age 4, Washington DC

Unfortunately, Fred couldn't send us a picture because he'd get in a lot of trouble if he did.

(Note: I wrote this before the NSA's mass surveillance program was ruled unconstitutional, but it's still funny, and besides, something tells me the government will find other ways to spy on us...)