Justin, age 7, Oregon likes chicken. His favorite book is The Book Of Mormon. He wants to marry his church building.
Madeline, age 11, Georgia loves The Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, and Twilight. She has an insane crush on Edward Cullen and wants to marry him in the temple someday.
Bella, age 17, Washington has necrophilia. She has an insane crush on a vampire named Edward Cullen.
Edward, age 17, Washington is a vampire. He likes stalking Bella and showing off his sparkly skin. His favorite food is animal blood.
Jacob, age 16, Washington is a werewolf. He likes taking off his shirt whenever there's a full moon outside.
Sarah, 9, California loves church and wants to marry it. Her favorite song is "Home." Her favorite books are Twilight and The Book Of Mormon.
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