Sunday, December 9, 2018

LDS Frozen (part five)

 Meanwhile, in Alpine, Harold and others were helping the people in the church, making sure they wouldn't freeze to death. Everyone was thankful for Harold's act of service. Well, everyone except William.
"Harold," said William. "Are we expected to just sit here and freeze while you give away all this nice stuff?"
"Well, the bishop said--"
"Has it ever dawned on you that the bishop could be conspiring against us?"
"Don't question your church leaders! The bishop will not hesitate to excommunicate you!"
"Excommunication? What the--?"
Just then, a church member spoke up.
"I think Ashlee's in trouble!" she said.
"I'll save her!" volunteered Harold. "I need some people to help me, though."
"I volunteer two men!" said William. Then he spoke quietly to his friends. "Be prepared for anything, and should you encounter Eliza, you are to put an end to this winter."

***

After walking through a snow storm, Ashlee, Christopher, Sam, and Elder Olaf arrived at Eliza's ice castle. Eliza was happy to see them, but when Ashlee invited her to come back to church, she refused.
"I'm just trying to protect you!" she said.
"You don't have to protect me! I'm not afraid! Please don't shut me out again!" pleaded Ashlee. Then she began to sing.

Please don't slam the door
You don't have to keep your distance anymore

'Cause for the first time in forever
I finally understand
For the first time in forever
We can fix this hand in hand

We can go to church together
You don't have to live in fear
'Cause for the first time in forever,
I will be right here


Eliza then began to sing.

Ashlee,
Please go back home, you don't have to search.
Go enjoy your religion and open up the church.


"Yeah, but--" said Ashlee, before being interrupted by Eliza.

I know
You mean well, but leave me be
Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Just stay away and you'll be safe from me


Actually we're not,
Ashlee tried to tell Eliza.

What do you mean you're not?
Eliza responded.

I get the feeling you don't know,
Ashlee continued.

What do I not know?
Eliza demanded the answer.

The church is in deep, deep, deep, deep snow,
Ashlee sang.

"What?" Eliza gasped.
You've kind of set off an eternal winter... everywhere," explained Ashlee. "But you can just un-freeze the place, right?"
"No I can't, I don't know how!"
"Sure you can! I know you can!" Ashlee pleaded.
"I CAN'T!" Eliza screamed, accidentally striking Ashlee through her heart with her ice powers.
Christopher ran over to help Ashley.
"Who is this?" asked Eliza. "Are you going to marry him, too? C'mon, the church doesn't do polygamy anymore, and women never had multiple husbands!"
"We're just friends," said Ashlee.
"Never mind, just get away from here." And with that, she created a giant snow monster, who threw Ashlee, Christopher, and Elder Olaf out of the castle.
"Watch out for my butt!" said Elder Olaf.
"IT IS NOT NICE TO THROW PEOPLE!" yelled Ashlee to the snow monster. Despite Christopher's attempts to calm her down, she threw a snowball at the monster. This only angered the monster, who chased them all until they finally came to a cliff. Christopher tied Ashlee to a rope (which was anchored into the snow) so she could get down safely... hopefully.
"Hey! Where'd you guys go?" called Elder Olaf. "We totally lost Marshmallow over here!"
It turned out that Elder Olaf was wrong and that Marshmallow was right behind him.
"Hey!" said Olaf. "We were just talking about you! All good things, all good things!"
When Ashlee, Christopher, Sam, and Elder Olaf tried to go down using the rope, Marshmallow grabbed the rope.
"DON'T COME BAAAAAAAAACK!" growled Marshmallow.
"We won't," said Ashlee. But maybe the missionaries will, she thought to herself before cutting the rope. Then they fell into the snow.

To be continued... Also, I apologize for the lack of pictures here.

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